February 2012
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If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
Leonard: Sheldon why is this letter in the trash?
Sheldon: Well, there's always the possibility the trash can spontaneously formed around the letter, but Occam's razor would suggest that someone threw it out.
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home
at the airport right now about to go back to LA. I don’t want to leave! I fucking love being home in Arizona. Things I love about being home:
not hating all of the other human beings in my residence, hiking every day, beautiful scenery, beautiful weather, my parents making me egg white omelets with peppers for breakfast and cauliflower risotto and sea food for dinner, spending the...
“No.”
– Actress Julianne Moore, when asked if she gained a newfound respect for Sarah Palin after delving deeper into Palin’s life to portray her in the upcoming film “Game Change.” (via mamaatheist)
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